I don't care what anyone else says, it's been like seven years and this is still one of the coolest shots from anything ever.
Reblog to call prev a good girl 🥰
Wake up nerds I've got a new variant of a classic idiom.
Ignoring the trees to barkup the cell tower- when someone who has many viable options but chooses the one that was never even an option.
Dik-dik is pronounced how it's spelled... but in Goncharov they pronounce it like "xylophone"
being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing
you need to have the kind of soul usually reserved for monks to be able to hop on a game you have hundreds of hours on that you've been playing for years, suck ass at it, and not want to jump into the sun or get mad in chat at some 13 year old who downloaded the game last night and is already better than you . there are many others who live like me. join us
elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus
I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X
OH SON OF A BITCH
Thanks I hate it 
You know how sometimes you read a post by @one-time-i-dreamt and have to scroll back because it got more and more wtf?
Well. I had the same kind of thing but the other way around. I was convinced it had to be someone's crazy dream.
And then scrolled back up to find out that's not the case.
Retail is so easy guys. You just need to be an actor, entertainer, de-escalator, negotiator, cog, and therapist without ever complaining or needing food, rest, water, respect, or safety.
the possibility, nay, likelihood, that Mitch McConnell is going to drop dead on live television
I don't have much sanity left, so I save it for special occasions
call me the tumblr app the way i continue to get worse
Me ending a text without a period vs me ending a text with a period
transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants
With all due disrespect anyone who thinks a full grown adult can survive off of 12$/hr in 2023 should die