it's a hard life

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

me trying to retain consciousness as my dick sucks up the sprite like a small elephants trunk

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

:))

thank you person who made me feel pretty good just now

^^that. That’s it. That’s exactly the vibe of the great British bake off.

Cass Elliot, best known as a member of The Mamas & the Papas, in New York City in 1967.

Photos by Jerry Schatzberg

calm men are my favorite. i find soothing, gentle, calm auras so attractive. i love a man who’s good at comforting you, who doesn’t yell or slam things when they’re upset, when talking to him eases your anxiety and you just feel calm and safe. be with a calm man.

Merry Christmas all you rock’n rollers ! 

“Queen - Rock the World” (2017), BBC Four (8/∞)

Deaky starts doing it, then is immediately like OH SHIT MY PANTS BUTTON’S UNDONE

Freddie on the piano, 1977.

Freddie during soundcheck at The Omni in Atlanta, Georgia – December 8, 1977.