I Have No Mouth, and I Must Meme

Watching mad max fury road and my mom said "I would just kill myself I'm not doing any of this shit"

Just saw a post saying a castle was “infested with vampires” and as a biologist am disgusted. That’s their natural habitat. They live there

if you spend too many hours online you can cancel out the negative effects by going outside and eating several handfuls of dirt. this works because dirt is the opposite of the internet

goals

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

LOOK AT HER!!!! CRESCENT MOON DURING A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET!!!! SHE’S BISEXUAL!!!!!!

[image description: two photos of a crescent moon in the sky at dusk. the sky is deep blue and covered in wispy pink clouds.]

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

(in the passenger seat) look there. you see it? three crows flying east-a good omen! the signs urge us to speed through this school zone

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history

tell him im a Presbyterian and im not fucking scared of him

jesse don't drink that red bull it gives you-