@dennys why are you calling me at nearly 3am

2 hang

an ex art student’s lament

everyone needs to see this

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‘Fadoodling,’ 'horizontal refreshment,’ 'shot twixt wind and water,’ 'play at couch quail,’ 'join giblets,’ 'have your  corn ground,' and 'ride a dragon upon St. George' were all slang terms for sex in the 16th through 19th centuries. Source

Whenever a guy sleeps with lots of girls he is a “player” but whenever I do it I’m a “lesbian”

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

Gimme the pocky and free my soul

I wanna get lost in your crunchyroll

do you feel good about this

And drift away

Overwatch more like Oversnot hahahahahahaha i can’t stop playing

Me 10 seconds after joining a new fandom

This is exactly why I don’t go to college.

Woahhh he basically said everything I’m feeling in four mins.

That is the truth about American education isn’t it, You go into collage, you waste 2 to 4 years of your life forcing yourself to learn some shit that is not essential to your life or really any major use to you taught by people who barely care about the material themselves all to get a piece of paper that may or may not get you A job where you want to get one let alone anywhere else. That is really what Schooling here has boiled down to, they’re conditioning us to be drones to pay them money they roped us into having to pay due to student debt. Its an endless cycle. Most people work these 9 to 5 jobs to make ends meat not because they want to but they have to to live comfortably and even that is asking a lot in this state of time, we are forced to work 2 or even 3 jobs at most in order to really stay above water on our own and for those of us who can’t even get one, we can’t make it. Without money we are not allowed to really live comfortably or even barely.

People (mostly grown ups) have asked me, “Are you going to collage? Why don’t you go to collage?” and all i can do is shake my head and look around me to people I know and people I see all talking about how much of a pain collage is, how much they hate it, how much they’re stressing about student debt, how they are struggling even with these degrees they’ve earned still cant get a job and are forced to live with their parents and all their misery and the best they can tell me once I give them bullet point concrete reasons as to why I don’t want to put myself through that is “Well sorry, but you gotta do what you gotta do”? Absolutely not! To me from where I stand it is not worth it not worth my health, not worth my money, not worth my time or effort when I am practically guaranteed I will get nothing substantial from it. Like this guy says I’d rather struggle doing what I love than doing something I don’t love or die trying.

Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)