<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

<\B) the coolest wizard

fuck disney land…. Fuck status of liberty…. you Come to america… you see Costco.

Some of y’all think that holding hands and sharing a bed is immediately romantic, and this is why people cannot differentiate between romantic, platonic, and familial forms of love.

Nothing is EVER inherently romantic. The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it, not some random outsider.

The meaning of a gesture is determined by the people involved in it

Avalance crashed wedding ♥_♥

Bonus:

SQL injection via car.

Little Bobby Tables’ got his driver’s licence.

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

me as a discovery

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3

thank you @agentliz

The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever

If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.

Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish

Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?

PhD group chat

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

do not separate them…..

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

BONUS:

It pains me to say it, because I love playing high intelligence characters and I will die on the hill of dumping wisdom instead but:

1. A bard with +1 to intelligence with the right skill proficiency/expertise choices can be extremely effective.

2. You can, in D&D, as in life, get remarkably far on high charisma and mediocre intelligence.

yeah i use this pro gamer technique called "hitting every single button frantically with my little raccoon hands until something happens" you probably wouldn't get it it's really advanced

we're not in court or anything so the green bar implies that miles takes psychic damage from being wrong.

A. Martin (via quotemadness)