Where tf my soulmate at, i need you bitch

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

It’s wild how a black male character will be friendly towards people in canon and on the screen but the second he’s friendly with a white girl, white women in the fandom will make like a million posts about how he was flirting or trying to come on to the girl without her consent, blah blah blah.

But let a white male character actually like beat the shit out of the same white girl character on screen and they can psychoanalyze how every hit was a silent declaration of love or some shit.

You can say Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Big fucking boy!!!

military certified absolute unit

B O O F

I love this whole segment.

i cant believe griffin gave us 3 fantastic lines in under 30 seconds

i really cannot stress enough to yall just how good oblivion is

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

Motherfucker

THIS MADE ME SO MAD

“The difference between fake and real Italian glass”

The wait was so so worth it

This changed me as a person

This was the best non-political sketch of the night!

Adam Driver is the A+++ actor

I want an entire film based on this character

I love how Pete can’t help but smile. xD

Everyone was laughing but Adam held true- I am honestly not sure I’ve ever laughed harder at a single thing in my life

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out. me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

gerard’s valuable insight on twilight.

philharmonic cheddar.

i’M FrOm CaLiFoRnIa