* Tries To Think Of Something Cool To Write Here*

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

my life would probably get 2 notes

concept: i feel alive, my exhaustion is gone, i eat healthy and i have the energy to do what i want

2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

Anxiety is just a bunch of conspiracy theories about yourself.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

finnish man: PERRRRKELE!

finnish bear: what the actual fuck- i’m out!

when you’re listening to a really good song with your headphones on and you feel like

“your password is weak” fuck you

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

spaghetti party

Zootopia (2016) dir. Byron Howard & Rich Moore

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”