GUESS WHAT
:'(
Voted Most Likely to Use Expensive Perfume to Cover up own Fart Smell
Me, voted Most Likely to Rip a Bunch of $20 bills in half and Crumple them Up Just to Piss off Mom
I LOVE LIFE EVERYHING IS OKAY
Speaking of which Pan’s Labyrinth Spanish-language film, released in Spanish-speaking countries under the title El Laberinto del Fauno which is actually more accurate because the Faun in it is just a Faun he’s not Pan but i guess Pan’s Labyrinth just flowed better to English audiences? ANYWAY i digress okay Pan’s Labyrinth is an incredible movie Doug Jones plays another creature/monster thing it’s another dark fairy tale type movie with moments of shocking brutality and violence actually more so i’d say than Shape of Water no bare white man ass sex scenes though so that’s a plus but it’s very similar stylistically also has great messages set right after the Spanish Civil War it’s about a little girl who stumbles upon an abandoned old rock labyrinth behind her house that’s ostensibly enchanted but nobody can tell but her. Also her stepfather is a Francoist Captain and overall dickhead, but his maid and doctor are both Republican Rebels, meanwhile one day a faun comes to the little girl and tells her she’s really a fairy princess but she needs to pass some tests after spending so long in the human world and shit………..goes down. The juxtaposition of what’s happening during the rebellion, the gritty horrifying realistic war atrocity shit and the sometimes equally dark but in a much more fanciful way shit that’s happening in the fairy world is really quite beautiful can’t recommend it highly enough overlooked gem if you loved The Shape of Water definitely check it out
Nothin like getting clubbed with a broom at 7 am and then getting kicked out of the house like completely literally
Terfs can’t be lesbians. They aren’t attracted to women, only genitals.
HEYYYYOOOOOOOOOO BITTTTCHHHHHEEEEESSSSSSS WHATS GOOD
Guys if I get the battery fixed on my good phone I can post the pic I have from Egypt of a lamb riding a motorcycle with 2 other people and also the hilarious bullshit i saw on the road since there aren't driving laws there
Joseph was on the floor on his back with his hands up when the cop shot Joseph in the abdomen. Most court houses have metal detectors, civilians cannot enter with guns, the cop had to know he was unarmed and yet he killed him anyway.
According to a family member, Joseph’s last words before being shot were “I surrender.”
i feel like why the aziz ansari case is polarising and why so many men as well as women (many of whom have previously been supportive of #metoo) are adamant that it wasn’t sexual assault is because if you accept that coercion is not consent, then a lot of men have to accept that they have inflicted non consensual sex acts upon women/people. and if women admit that coercion isn’t consent than they have to accept that they had non consensual sexual acts inflicted upon them.
and whilst explicit and repeated consent is important, the focus on “no means no” has left some people acting like ten no’s and a single defeated yes means yes. also that due to societal conditioning or pressure, women or more vulnerable people may not say a clear and firm “no” but rather a quiet and placating “i’d rather not” or “if you don’t mind can we do something else”
If I loved you oh a long time I don’t know if I can recall the last time you told me so
haha peperoni funy
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i̶̛̪̗͙̬̹͍̩̱͐ͮ̊̄̽͌̏̾̽͐ͬ̈́̀ͫ̉̚t̷̷̲̬̜̟̘̒̃ͦ̓͋ͯͬ̽́̍ͩͨ̈́ ̴͎͎̤͉̺͚̹̤͖̞ͭ͂̅ͫ̀̚͠c̵̡̹͉̤̥̬̩̜̮̺͖̙̮͖̻̼͉͎̰̫͋͗ͩ̈́̔͋ͬ͊ͩ̎͑ͫͯͣ̏̎́a̸͉̼͇̜̗̎͛́͛̒ͦ̔̓ͧͣ͞l͌̀̃͐̏̂̀͜͏̺̗͖̳̦̟̰ͅĺ̶̛͔͍̖̻͔̹̺̼̮̺̠̝̖͊̃̾͆̀ͨͥͫͭͪͯ͆̉́e̸̵̴̴̦̣͈̻̺͉̹̞̤̙̺͈ͣͭ̔ͥͧͮͅͅd̷̡̡͙̣̜̙̻̯͍͍͈̉̓̈͌ͬ̏͊ͫͬ̍̌ͬ̔ͯ̋ ̵̨͇̳̖̱͕͚͇̟͔̠̿̓͛̈͗̋ͭ̈́m̃̔̿͆̑̌͂ͬ̓ͬͥ̐̈́͏̝̥̪̘͍͈̱̀e̖̫̰͉̬͔̻̬̗̣ͫ̈̈́ͭ̏̈́ͩͥ̐̇̚͠ ̷̡̠̠̙̼ͭ͗̚͘ṕ͍̝͔͙̫̳̫̳̖ͣͭͫͤ̽ͬ̾͐̾͐ͤͫͦ͆͐͆͡͞͞u̢͖̹̪̰͋ͥ̐͆ͤ͌ͪͥͥͨ̈ͪͭ̈͐́́ͅs̵͇̼͖̫̼̣̼̈́ͤ̋͌̎̋ͥ̿ͧͪͨͥ̑͐ͮ͋s̵̪̟̻̝͈̓̔̈ͣ̿̊͂̓̐̽̋ͯ̏̒ͮ̀͜y̡͉͇̞͇͉̑͂̐ͮͫ̐ͯ̕͘͜͞ͅ
i̶̛̪̗͙̬̹͍̩̱͐ͮ̊̄̽͌̏̾̽͐ͬ̈́̀ͫ̉̚t̷̷̲̬̜̟̘̒̃ͦ̓͋ͯͬ̽́̍ͩͨ̈́ ̴͎͎̤͉̺͚̹̤͖̞ͭ͂̅ͫ̀̚͠c̵̡̹͉̤̥̬̩̜̮̺͖̙̮͖̻̼͉͎̰̫͋͗ͩ̈́̔͋ͬ͊ͩ̎͑ͫͯͣ̏̎́a̸͉̼͇̜̗̎͛́͛̒ͦ̔̓ͧͣ͞l͌̀̃͐̏̂̀͜͏̺̗͖̳̦̟̰ͅĺ̶̛͔͍̖̻͔̹̺̼̮̺̠̝̖͊̃̾͆̀ͨͥͫͭͪͯ͆̉́e̸̵̴̴̦̣͈̻̺͉̹̞̤̙̺͈ͣͭ̔ͥͧͮͅͅd̷̡̡͙̣̜̙̻̯͍͍͈̉̓̈͌ͬ̏͊ͫͬ̍̌ͬ̔ͯ̋ ̵̨͇̳̖̱͕͚͇̟͔̠̿̓͛̈͗̋ͭ̈́m̃̔̿͆̑̌͂ͬ̓ͬͥ̐̈́͏̝̥̪̘͍͈̱̀e̖̫̰͉̬͔̻̬̗̣ͫ̈̈́ͭ̏̈́ͩͥ̐̇̚͠ ̷̡̠̠̙̼ͭ͗̚͘ṕ͍̝͔͙̫̳̫̳̖ͣͭͫͤ̽ͬ̾͐̾͐ͤͫͦ͆͐͆͡͞͞u̢͖̹̪̰͋ͥ̐͆ͤ͌ͪͥͥͨ̈ͪͭ̈͐́́ͅs̵͇̼͖̫̼̣̼̈́ͤ̋͌̎̋ͥ̿ͧͪͨͥ̑͐ͮ͋s̵̪̟̻̝͈̓̔̈ͣ̿̊͂̓̐̽̋ͯ̏̒ͮ̀͜y̡͉͇̞͇͉̑͂̐ͮͫ̐ͯ̕͘͜͞ͅ
ONE DAY I WILL BE HOT AND HEALTHY AND FINE not now but ONE DAY........