full-dark-no-starss reblogged
never forget that while everyone who lives in riverdale has been fucked up in someway, archie has in the span of a year:
- was molested by his music teacher
- found a dead body in a motel bathroom
- watch his father get shot by an unknown assailant [ that was later stupidly and somehow revealed to be the man that lived next door to him all sixteen years of his life ]
- was forced into a fucking coffin and was being buried alive by his childhood best friend
- lowkey witness a second murder while on a nice weekend retreat with his girlfriend
- found more dead bodies in an abandoned mineshaft
- was erronously accused of comitting said murder and was not only imprisoned but was FUCKING BRANDED WITH A FUCKING BRAND and forced to endure a fucking fight club and then threatened with death bc he was just too good at winning
- was briefly held captive by weird farm people that were lowkey turning him over to hiram [ who could have killed him, probably wouldn’t have directly, but like… he wouldn’t exactly miss archie if he did die ]
- was then MAULED BY A FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR AND LEFT FOR DEAD IN THE CANADIAN WILDERNESS WHERE INSTEAD OF GETTING TO HAVE A PEACEFUL TIME LIKE FRED DID ON LIFE SUPPORT INSTEAD WAS HAUNTED BY THE GHOSTS OF ALL THE DEAD PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE AND WAS FORCED TO ACTUALLY COMMIT MURDER TO FIND CLOSURE AND STRENGTH WITHIN HIM SELF
so no. a bitch is not going to sit here and allow people to talk shit about one archibald andrews. the fucker just wanted to be a musician and play some football.
