I reblog this every time I see it, because it’s one of life’s hardest lessons.

Yes

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

the other Mike Pence

So there’s a guy on Twitter who is named Mike Pence but is not the soon-to-be Vice President garbage monster. Here’s his bio:

He’s amazing. Here’s a recent tweet he posted:

me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*

Hold up, they don’t love you like I love you.

Ima need someone to repeat that for the people in the back

@destroy-the-fucking-patriarchy was it you who had to post about this recently

Ok. I am not racist and I also think that “White pride” sounds negatively because we know the history of white man with flags and because it’s usually screamed by people like this:   

and this sucks. But I see a flaw in this explanation, so:

I’m just trying to follow the logic of this post.

Black pride relates only to African culture and heritage and Asian pride relates to Asian culture and heritage and White pride relates to no country or culture in particular. Ok.

This is Asia:

This is Africa:

Look at all those countries! These continents are fricking big! All those different cultures. All those different ethnic groups..

There are so many, different, beautiful cultures. So when you say Black pride or Asian pride you should also mention which country or culture you’re proud of. Don’t just put all these amazing cultures in one bag labeled “Black” or “Asian”.

Following the explanation “White pride” = “skin colour”, just screaming *put here colour or race* PRIDE!!” without being specific about the country or culture, you do the same. You’re putting everything in a “bag” of a specific skin colour. 

Ok, thas was gross.

Mexican pride and Muslim pride are legit, because, (by following the first post) these are relating to specific culture, country, and religion. THESE ARE CONSISTENT!!!

And if you think that White pride means only skin colour, then I have a bad news for you:

Thank you, good night.

Ok, I know that SJW vultures are probably making circles above my ass right now so I want to explain that I am aware that the “Pride” thing is more complex and is very important for many people and I will be happy if you can write your opinion about this post and probably straighten stuff up. I wasn’t trying to make fun of the “Pride” movements, but of the false and toxic logic presented above by mister Gonzales.

WAFER!!! ❤

Not For Sale

how far I’ll go when it comes to free food

LSSC | 2016.11.21

He is so DELIGHTED

“They want to hire a part of me.”

Everything about this, from Carrie’s viscerally presented and excellent point, to the pun, to the look on Stephen’s face like he just fell in love.  Everything is so, so good.

Sounds good in either context