Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas to my Christian, Catholic, and Santa lovin readers,
Happy Haunkka to my joyful Jewish goofballs,
Blessed Yule to my positive Pagan peeps,
Ramadan Mubarak to my magnificent Muslims,
Habari gani? to my kind Kwanzaa lovers,
Merry Pancha Ganapati to my honored Hindus,
Merry Newtonmas to my awesome atheists, agnostics, and secular science lovers,