You Be Moon Ill Be The Earth

SNOOPY NO!! STOP!!!

One of the best shows ever made.

Fight me.

My paper babies 💖✂️✨

gm gn

I love noodle 👁👁

(via)

Gon x Killua x Kurapika x Leorio

honestly ill come back to tumblr for atla

When you remember the anti-vax movement

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

Ur right and u should say it

Reading this in 2021

*sweats*

I think about this comic every day

places this gently on the floor and leaves

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Round One

Dog toy

Wrong! That is the Cloud 9 Novelties Silicone Mushroom Massager in Teal.

Round Two:

Please tell me this is a dog toy

Correct! That is the Petco™ Leaps & Bounds Chomp and Chew Latex Penguin Dog Toy!

Round Three:

Oh that's gotta be a buttplug

Close enough! That is the Cute Little Fuckers Princette Puppypus Vibrating Silicone Toy.

ROUND FOUR

dog toy

Wrong! Doc Johnson Optimale Duo Prostate Massager!

FINAL ROUND

See, that's either a dog teething toy, or a very bright and novelty cock ring, and I don't know which is worse

hey kid. i know this lab is scary, but the punishment isn’t for you. i’ve got a guy coming in who likes ben shapiro. i know, right? anyway, all i need you to do is explain your gender identity to him in detail. don’t worry, he’ll be bound and gagged. you can leave once you’re done i just needed some help.