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Breaking news: This episode was so gay. I LOVED IT.
Bonus:
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ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
surprise! you have been visited by the passive-aggressive dashboard stringray
reblog this to love him or he’ll sting you in your sleep
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
danisnotonfire
okay stop fucking tagging me in this
he has spoken
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pastassassins
reblog if your name isn't Dan Howell
2,121,566 people are not Dan Howell and counting!
We’ll find you Dan Howell
This post is scandalous.
immortal-goldfish
reblogging because Dan Howell cant.
comeinwiththarain
If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Dan Howell.
kintrafim
I couldn’t not reblog…
lovebitehowell
i bet you everything i own that he’s seen this but we will never know bc he is the only person on earth who can’t reblog it. (unless he likes it bc he’s a sneaky cunt can anyone confirm?)
adanosaurandaphillion
I’m not Dan Howell so I’m gonna reblog
bless-howell
i love that half the people who reblogged this don’t even know who dan howell is
He can still like the post tho
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ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
Harry Potter aesthetics
Ravenclaw: Values intelligence, scared of not being good enough, detached, organised mess, needs caffeine, eye bags bigger than the grand canyon, rain, just watch me, flowers, pastel colours, watercolours, knitted sweaters, witty, can be really blunt, sexually attracted to stationary, conspiracy theories, quick reflexes, jokes through pain, clumsy, hair tied up with pencils, "fucking fight me", random midnight sketches and designs that you'll never understand when you wake up but look hella sick
Hufflepuff: Kind but also salty, hot chocolate, getting to sleep on time, also staying up because wtf is organisation I need to do this essay, over using dramatic pauses, random snacks, teamwork, doodles down your entire arm, cacti, pins and patches, really bright Colours, can be positive but also greatly negative, really small phobias that they don't notice but are there when they want to be, bravery when it comes to what's right
Gryffindor: Doesn't think before acting, is the thin line between bravery and stupidity, all nighters just for the hell of it, random phobias that make no sense but kind of do, pride, sporty, but also kind of lazy, more reliant than independent, those weird thoughts you get in the shower, lives off spite, movie marathons, power naps, could sleep upside down just because they wanted to nap, Snapbacks, learns new sports just to seem cool, most of them are actually just fucking dorks
Slytherin: Tea, sarcastic, self deprecating, strong, independent, studies like hell, strategic, gymnastics, tattoos, storms, bright neon lights, maps, plans everything, graffiti, stargazing, oversized shirts, upcycling, high knee socks, "check mate motherfucker", geometry, smashed glass, quick witted (alas I admit it), savage, poker, Polaroids, no time management, creative, weird acronyms for everything, memelords, EDGY, whistling, aliens, unsolved mysteries, fog
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
my new mii on the switch is making me extremely uncomfortable
no its snazzy
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
sarcasticnursejess
Accurate.
shisno
Okay but the first set of gifs is not a joke like that’s literally how it goes.
One of the girls at work won’t get in the guy’s car unless he agrees to let her take photos of him and his license plate to text to her mother. If he gets mad or makes a fuss she cancels the date and goes back inside.
Reblogging for that 👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
oh-imprettyboy
I’ve had someone take pics of me and my license plate on a first date before & I was okay with it. I’ve also had a friend allow me to view the tracking on her phone when she went to meet up with a guy the first time. This isn’t a joke at all & women have good reason to worry.
i have only ever met 2 people online, and made sure that we met up somewhere that was 1) public 2) close to my home.
After, I walked to the dollar store that was a couple shops down until I knew they were gone, before walking home.
Louis C.K. kind of nailed it. Men worry that their date won’t measure up to their aesthetic preferences. Women worry that they’re going wind up dead.
The disparity is RIDICULOUS, and the fact that dudes get offended when women try to protect themselves is hard proof that way too many guys Do Not Understand how dangerous it is to be a woman. (Not to mention it’s fucking insulting. “How dare you not trust your life and safety to a complete stranger whose intentions you have no way of knowing”?)
Lookin’ at the notes on this post following my earlier reblog and just going….
Wow. WOW. Look at all these sheltered people and their internalized misogyny.
The point isn’t, “NOT ALL MEN ARE OUT TO GET YOU.”
The point is, “WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING A NICE GUY FROM A SERIAL KILLER.”
It’s not like they fucking wear nametags, okay? Moreover, the most awful people with the worst intentions often put on the nicest face or deliberately make themselves seem harmless and likeable, to lull potential victims into a false sense of security. (Read up on Ted Bundy sometime. It’s horrifying shit. Or read any thread on the “Let’s Not Meet” subreddit.)
In order to protect ourselves, we are forced to assume the worst of every man we meet, because statistically speaking, the biggest danger to women…IS MEN. Saying “not all men are out to get you, you’re just being paranoid” is like saying “not every car you ride in is going to crash, so buckling your seatbealt is stupid.”
When dealing with an unknown situation, in the absence of absolute proof of safety, exercising a little extra caution can be the difference between life and death. Shaming women for being what you may view as overly cautious is every bit as horrid as blaming them if something goes wrong later on.
And refusing to go to a secluded location with a complete stranger without letting someone know where you’re going, who you’re with, and how to find you is just common street sense, whether you’re on a date or just going out for business or social purposes.
If your life has been so sheltered (or your coping skills so incredible) that you see no need to distrust strangers or worry about the potential for violence, you should thank your lucky stars.
And you should also be aware that just because it hasn’t happened to you or anyone you know does not mean that it doesn’t happen.
Lemme say that louder for the people in the back.
Just because it hasn’t happened to you or anyone you know does not mean that it doesn’t happen.
Re-Reblog for relevant commentary.
zafirozorro
And if you won’t take a woman’s word for it because you are some kind of asshat, men who sleep with men also mirror these rituals because even men are afraid of other men based on men’s behavior and inability to understand “no” or take rejection well.
I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being relevant
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
Draco: Father got me this snake for Christmas. I think he's trying to say something to me and I know you speak parseltongue and even though I'd rather jump of the astronomy tower than talk to you, can you just tell me what he's saying?
Snake: *looks up at Harry* He'ssss sssssuper gayyyy forrr yoouuuuu.
Harry: *smirking* I thought so.
Draco: What did he say?
Harry: He says hi.
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
NEW VIDEO! A Day in the Life of Dan and Phil in AUSTRALIA! 🙃🙃🙃
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Oh yes And here We have more trees Bc this is a park and yeah Trees
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Dan and Phil play Pokémon Go #2! what team did we pick?! watch and find out among other top pokebants
ey-u-ar-ee-ey-el reblogged
Oh my god, that was embarrassing, how do I delete that. T_T but in siriusness what is dan wearing?
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