this would be great for a children’s hospital!
Time to go into the hope and courage pool!
Can’t wait to invite all my friends to show them the great care I took applying color theory to design the most wholesome pool ever
A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like "cryptically admit your darkest secret!" and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
“even fate picks its favorites” is such a raw fucking line so it’s no surprise that it comes from the cinematic masterpiece Megamind (2010)
Ratatouille is a good movie and all but can we stop ignoring the weird sub plot about how it’s wrong for rats to steal? Like. What are they supposed to do then? Buy food? From the grocery store? With WHAT MONEY ratatouille?
i think lesbians should be able to teleport
Nintendo be livin in 2086 and 2002 at the same time i dont get it
what’s even funnier is that the Bluetooth thing was just a software update. they could have done that whenever; there’s no extra hardware the switch needs for it
Pig from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
They shouldn't have allowed me in this Hobby Lobby
why do bat eared foxes look like they're being bullied ,,,,
Same creature
tumblr media criticism
journalist: you learned stuff :)))
sandra: no❤️
i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back
can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming
only 46 more plots to dig
i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(
not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making
i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It’s also a map of all the countries that named a memorial public swimming pool after a prime minister who disappeared whilst swimming.
