tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

WAIT SHIT

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

every actor in the mcu when chris hemsworth is brought up in interviews

man

the creators of superman really named a small town “smallville” and a big city “metropolis” didn’t they 

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

 Chris Evans photographed by Danielle Levitt for Variety (x)

First Look at Captain Marvel Film

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) naked. 

“i hope rick’s next favorite sauce is free healthcare” is one of the funniest phrases in the english language

london invented money

Thor: Ragnarok (alternate/deleted scene) x

#thor grinning is just peak sibling pettiness @otpthorki