Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

Thanks, I hate it!

Annihilation (2018)

Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:

“My dick, like a mythical tale,

Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”

ABSOLUTE LEGEND

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

Cows with Flower Crowns

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

La vampire de l'opium (1911) - Albert Matignon

The rosary Mary Queen of Scots carried to her execution.

Source

this is way too fucking relatable

This is a KIDS show?!?

wow it me

Chris Buzelli

me: i wish i had a word for when my goblin ass sneaks downstairs for a midnight snack and tries to keep quiet so i don’t wake anyone up

ancient greek: got you covered fam

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

reblog if attacking fascism is really the hill you want to die on

Lucrèce Borgia Lorna Foran by Miles Aldridge & Samuel Francois for Numéro October 2017

Baroque lady