*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt
*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...
*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt
*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...
happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month
happy last Bella From Twilight Depression Month
i could never be a music reviewer because every single album i would just be like yaaaayyy i loved it i had so much fun!!^_^ im glad they're creating something!!!!^_^
i wish i had a gay cigarette
i have a name
is anyone else scared
no one else has ever experienced this before
oh god
bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨
bro, you wouldn’t use my memory to represent your own self-doubt and loathing… right bro?
guys we’ve gotta get back into collaging
everyone collage with me
cuts you up and glues you to a piece of paper
they need to let me make movies
what are my qualifications you ask? well i have a lot of thoughts
you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea
having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps
by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee
good day:
regular day:
bad day:
anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day
This is actually a really good way of explaining this
cities with rivers running through them 8/10 cities with rivers on the edge: 5/10 cities with no rivers to be heard of: 3/10
why is there no 10/10 city
rent prices
One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since
what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster
I LOVE BED
I LOVE PILLOW
I LOVE BLANKEY
the girls are fightingggggg [readjusts my glasses, squinting] by god… it appears i was mistaken. they're…my goodness…by god