y’aLL…..
#iconic
Trump ruins bacon.
Every Trump policy makes things worse.
context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.
Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.
i know everyone makes fun of ya dystopian fiction and books like the hunger games or divergent, etc. like “lmao one teenage girl can’t save the world” but uhhh
that is literally????
what’s happening?????
right now?????
like idk about you, but i can smell a revolution coming
and she’s leading it.
my skater bro roommate talks to my other roommates cat exactly like she’s a person and i love it. she was meowing earlier and he was like “dude do you wanna watch a movie with us? you can come chill with us if you want. we’d love to spend some time with you” blessed
I like how Beau absolutely thinks she’s an asshole unworthy of love and at least early on would hit on people almost as a defense mechanism and half the CR guests are like Take Me Hot Monk Lady
So my parents suspect I'm nonbinary because *gestures vaguely at all of me* but they won't just ask me about it so I've just been watching them gently test me over the last couple years. But last night was by far my favorite.
My dad, unable to look me in the eye, stumbled as he asked me if I would want a full length kilt or a knee length kilt.
These are the two genders folks
This is art
NICE
If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?
At this point being flung back that far might well be worth it.
Jharrel Jerome + The Exonerated Five (Raymond Santana, Yusef Salaam, Antron McCray, Kevin Richardson, & Korey Wise) at the 71st Annual Primetime Emmys (2019).
#MEMES │ Quantum meme (via minesh245)
We may not know where the road leads but we trust it takes us where we are meant to be.
Here’s to Fjord finding peace of mind.
what are we doing in three?!
Fjord’s a paladin, y’all.