Class is still so boring…

the sky was unbelievably beautiful on the flight back home

I found the Zyglavis smiley.

Bonus: 

OMG YES 👌

“There ain’t no rules”, he said.

confession 83: Our dear heroine; she’s without eyes and she still managed to snag the best harem. Damn you, MC-chan. You make it look so easy.

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want

Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.

how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your body

Want to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.

I love how this post is both body positive and gender neutral.

its national kissing day and i havent been kissed once yet i want my money back

but it’s not

IT IS NOW SOMEBODY KISS ME

go kiss some fried chicken too while ur at it

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

reblog if you feel shit about everything in your life but you’re still trying hard to be positive.

Whenever you compare yourself to someone else and get sad because you think they’re better than you I want you to remember that everyone poops. That funny guy everyone loves? people have probably laughed after hearing his farts echo off the bowl. That kid your age who’s extremely successful? how many toilets do you think they’ve clogged. The pretty little blonde girl? She’s literally has been stuck on the toilet with diarrhea.  If that thought doesn’t knock people down a few notches for you I don’t know what will

this was the most inspirational thing i have seen in years.

THIS WILL LIVE ON XD

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.