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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
Do you know what I would pay for the 118 crew (including Ravi) plus Tommy to be caught in some sort of stupid jam, and for like Chimney to get this look of grim resignation and say something like “😐 I’m about to do something I never thought I’d have to do.” And it’s important that this be a very serious and solemn moment.
And then he hands Buck a clipboard.
And the 118 flinches in horror at the deliberate unleashing of this weapon of mass annoyance, but Tommy is just confused. Until he watches as his boyfriend instantly becomes a despotic fault-finding pain in the ass martinet.
And he realizes that Evan possesses an evil in him that only comes out in the most absurd ways.
And it unlocks a well of fondness and attraction he didn’t even know was possible to achieve.
And I’d pay twice as much for Maddie to get in on this action and they become some sort of Clipboard Buckley Team Rocket of unholy terror. So we can find out that Chim also thinks it’s cute on his very own Buckley.
Not to beat a dead horse but nothing will compare to watching Yuri on ice while it was airing, you had to be there to understand the sheer joy and excitement and anticipation. Every time we thought they couldn’t do more they did More. It really and truly is so special and important to both it’s creators and fans and it’s treatment is a travesty
reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
I just want the nausea to stop
you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing
Congratulations to swearing for winning the cultural war on swearing.
girl they’re gonna have this man’s phone locked up before end of day tomorrow
I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
this has been said a million times but I will never get over how annabeth “six steps ahead” chase is the one living in the moment when it comes to her and percy. she never had 2 seconds to plan for a future with him. for years she thought she would lose him to the prophecy and chose to let her guard down anyway. she spontaneously breaks rules to be with him, and initiated basically their entire romantic relationship. meanwhile percy impulsive jackson only ever thinks about their future.
this parallel im sobbing :,)
i cant type fast enough i need to hop on a facetime call immediately with everyone on my dash
was lou supposed to say that????? (x)
marisol is the epitome of a plot device and i adore it
you can almost say...she's doing the lord's work