and Zippy Grandpa

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

kids really said “i can fix him”

People give these hard working pillars of the community shit? For shame!

Do people in the USA not normally have street sellers?

No we do the problem is cunts usually call the cops on them to get them shut down for no reason other than to be cunts.

specifically white people call the cops on Latinos and poc in general because they think it’s either trashy or that all poc are secretly lacing food with heroin or whatever for sport. I don’t care if it’s an FDA violation sometimes give me the churro and fresh corn merchants.

why would they be lacing food with heroin that shit's expensive

Affluent white people think poc can spawn illicit drugs once per long rest to poison white children as a free action.

reblog to gain the power to spawn illicit drugs once per long rest

They invariably sell delicious shit in my experience. Nothing like a fresh cut, ice cold melon slice served on a hot summer day by a smiling mustachioed Hispanic man.

Steve Harvey is the only host of anything that I can appreciate

This feels like a fucking comedy skit, like Steve Harvey has the pacing and comedic timing amazing

[ Video Transcript :

Host : Well, your name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir!

Host : And your last name is Obu?

Obu : Yes sir

(Audience laughter)

Host : Obu Obu

Woman, off screen : You should ask him what his middle name is

Obu : Steve not ready for that (2x) (incoherent audience laughter)

Host : You don't know how ready I am! (Audience laughs) As a matter of fact, we not doing a damn thing until we find out! (More laughter) What is your middle name, Obu?

Obu : It's Obu. (Louder audience laugh)

Host : Obu Obu Obu

Obu : Yes sir! ( Audience laugh) Gotta show some ID?

Host : (softer) now you gotta show them id. You got it on you?

Obu : So the process I go through, go on check that out!

Host : I'll be damn. (More audience laughter and clapping) Your-- who, who named you, Obu obu obu?

Obu : My father.

Host : Father still livin' ?

Obu, pointing off screen : Yes, sir, he's right up there. (audience claps) Yeeaaa my pops yeeeaaaaaa

(Host walks towards the camera and camera flips back n forth to reveal Obu's dad, followed by more audience laughing n clapping)

Host : Yeeaaa yeaa that's who I'm lookin for! (laughter) What's your name, sir?

Obu's dad bellows with echoey sound : Oo~obuu~

(More audience laughter)

/End transcript ]

Earsies

(via)

i love the size of birds

me except with boobs

official boob post

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

Prehistonic the hedgehog

sonic fandom canonically the first and oldest video game fandom

here at the sandwich shop, we’ve started to notice some people who are new to sandwiches aren’t used to meat and cheese between two slices of bread. they find this practice strange and confusing. that’s why we’ve decided to cut the bread out all together. from now on, we’ll just serve slices of meat and cheese on a plate.

we know that many of our loyal sandwich shop customers have been coming here for years to buy our delicious sandwiches. but some people don’t “get” sandwiches, and we need to try and appeal to them with an easier-to-understand meal format. we will no longer be serving sandwiches. all of our food will just be cold cuts on a paper plate. we love our customers and appreciate your understanding <3

Kitten on the Keys meets Schoenberg in a mood.

English added by me :)

meanwhile, the cat is like “I am living my best life right now, I am coming back as a cat in a Buddhist monastery at least four or five more times”

Weaving goldfish with corn leaves