a backpack for chubs.

I can’t shake the mental image of, like, during the ninja war, everybody’s getting like pep talks from Gaara, and Naruto, and meanwhile over in the Kirigakure troops, they’re getting the ‘tonight, we dine in hell’ speech from 300. 

Someone photoshop an anime girl on me

she’s going to kiss you! :3c

@what-is-this-i-dont-even

Please delete this Hinata is married to Naruto and they have a happy family and I want no part in ruining that 

the full starter ojisan lineup~

You're a WHAT?

The Bard in my party had been hiding the fact she was a vampire from the lawful good paladin. Then the fighter was brought back after being dead for a couple of week before the paladin joined the party.

Fighter: (to the bard) AH we have a paladin with us now? So you’ve come to terms with the fact you’re a vampire hey?

Paladin: You’re a WHAT?

DM: Everyone roll initiative!

i googled “robot eat” and was not disappointed

HE’S TRYING

i’m literally puking @ all the people who are writing about the Tongan flag bearer (WHICH BTW HE HAS A FUCKIN NAME AND IT’S PITA TAUFATOFUA) and saying, “i need to plan a trip to Tonga to find me a man like that immediately!” 

like y’all are so fuckin gross because literally that’s already something happening in Tonga. there is a weird influx of white men (AND WOMEN) who are like 40+ that hang out at shops to “pick up” young Tongan girls/boys to be their “island exotic warrior/princess” and it’s s fuckin sickening like y’all are really some sick fucks lmao 

ANYWAYS, go donate to his fundraiser because the poor guy is paying to be in the olympics out of pocket. he had no sponsors and therefore is relying on his own money, so please help him out! 

https://www.generosity.com/sports-fundraising/help-pita-tonga-s-first-ever-taekwondo-olympian–2

https://www.generosity.com/sports-fundraising/help-pita-tonga-s-first-ever-taekwondo-olympian–2

https://www.generosity.com/sports-fundraising/help-pita-tonga-s-first-ever-taekwondo-olympian–2

I don’t know how to explain this.

due to “popular” demand

Transcription: “I’ve only played ten games of Overwatch, here’s my impression of each of the characters. Ganja (Genji): ‘I learned how to kill people from my brother, because he killed me… what a fucking dick’ Kaizo (Hanzo): ‘Genji pls do not embarrass me in front of my friends’ Junkman (Junkrat): ‘I’m the best character in the game!’ Loose Asshole (Lucio): ‘I skate fast and I eat ass!’ McFlurry (McCree): ‘Just call me daddy’ Shadow the Hedgehog (Reaper): ‘Just call me daddy’ Daddy 69 (Soldier 76): ‘Just call me daddy’ Braveheart (Reinhardt): ‘If you’re the daddy then I’m the grandfather. ahahahaha!’ Maymay (Mei): 'I think it’s illegal how cute i am!’ Mercy Hospital (Mercy): 'I’m the only German doctor in any video game. Except for that…. other one…’ Fffffffffffffffffart (Pharah): 'My balanced gameplay rains from above!’ Wrrrrrrrrrreck it Ralph (Roadhog): 'How kinky can a character get?’ Basketball (Bastion): –beeping noises– Sonic Chill (Symmetra): 'Have you ever found a more annoying character to fight against?’ Hurgusburguss (Torbjorn): 'The only fun thing about playing as me is saying my name’ Trastart (Tracer): 'Cheers love, I’ve never even been to England!’ The Widowmaker from Team Fortress 2 (Widowmaker): 'Ahh. Mon petit chou-fleur*” Donkey Kong (Winston): 'I’m going ape!’ Zardio (Zarya): 'I promise I’m from Russia, I’m not just putting on an accent. bazinga.’ (Zenyatta): 'iRobot is a movie about terrorism’

and that’s it that’s it, there’s all- that’s all there is there’s nobody else"

I refuse to draw junkrat in his actual clothes (this look tho)