Reverse Robin Hood where you rob the poor and give to the rich

#u know what’s so cool about this photo? #they both dead and in hell

worm on a string but it's smaug the way tolkien draws him

wyrm on a string

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

thats the 2019 mood

When I fuck up during a stealth game and have to kill everyone in a five mile radius

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

meirl

Lmao

omg

She wrecked him instead

“So you are a bottom?”

“Bullshit, you’re a taker.”

You’ve never done anything for anyone else you’re a taker

a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven't recovered emotionally

apple TV and disney plus are pushing me back to piracy. streaming almost made an honest woman out of me... but it’s time to sin

that’s cute.... *hikes skirt up a little higher* i’ll show you REAL piracy

goblin screen

let them in

Shawty got them problematic jeans

When taller people help you get stuff off the shelf

When your friend helps you stretch in yoga class

When you think about how lucky you are to have people who help you

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

That you cannot fax money to someone.

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

she's been carrying youtube on her back for a decade she fucking deserves several naps