i hope he creates a clothing line dedicated to dresses or clothes like these. this is a very innovative idea

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

This little fish lives deeeeeeeeeep down in the ocean and spits that little glob of bio luminescent liquid to momentarily distract predators and escape being eaten

It’s a wizard

ITS LIKE TOOTHLESS IN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

reasons why periods suck

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed

How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

indie blog

lifetips you NEED to know

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

draw me demon mermaids that have cute goat faces that gets matted sooo easily

draw me object head mermaids that cant go fully underwater or they’ll get shocked

draw me shell bra-less mermaids with lowered sexualized society standards talking to mermen calmly

draw me insecure redfaced mermaids...

A fantastic comic every artist should read.

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar