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im all smiles right now lol. today is hilarious man.

goodnight everyone. this day was pretty nice. sweet dreams to all of you

hillary clinton is an overqualified woman who lost to a man with no resume

You do have to feel really bad for Hillary Clinton right now.  Like, even if you don’t like her, this has to be an awful feeling.  She ran against a man who can’t string together a coherent sentence.  A man who is less qualified than a sack of potatoes.  At least with Obama she could say “Well, he’s charismatic and intelligent and maybe he’s a little less qualified, but he’s a strong opponent”.  With Trump…there is nothing that makes sense.  Nothing at all.  And that has to hurt.

i literally cant believe that this election is so neck-and-neck

like????? trump has literally never held a political office in his life, he doesnt understand how the government works, he’s a terrible person, he literally does not know what he’s talking about on any issues, and he’s literally admitted to sexual assault and is currently at this moment facing charges of child rape. also none of his business ventures have actually been successful, while his whole campaign revolves around the concept that he is a good businessman.

meanwhile, hillary’s not perfect, but neither is obama??? or any president???????? any president we have is going to be inherently problematic, bc the presidency is a position of power within a fucked up capitalistic imperialistic system. but at least she’s fuckign qualified and educated on the topics she talks about and does genuinely want to do some good in the world. 

like. i literally dont understand how a woman who is more qualified than possibly anyone else in the country is neck-and-neck with a racist orange reptile

I personally am both baffled and horrified that, in order to finally elect our first female president, not only does she have to literally be the most qualified candidate in history, her male opponent has to be the least qualified candidate in history - and she still might not win.

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reaper texts sombra asking if he can borrow her toaster oven. she sends him three emails, but only one of them has the correct code that takes him three weeks to decipher. the code leads him to a countdown. when the countdown finishes in 15 hours, it links him a map. he hikes to the coordinate, a mere 20 minutes to the parking lot of a local grocery store. he unravels a small note tucked under a rock. it says no

He says I love you back ❤️

can they like release new vegetables 

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astrology is fake but it’s still more real than wine tasting

Let’s wear some big hoodies and sweatpants and we can hold each other under fuzzy blankets for hours while I play with your hair and tell you how much I love you