Just a place

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

HOGHGUYIAWAHAHHAWIWIGOGOGOHUJUJUJUJJUJJAHAHAHHAHAAAA

Ok breaking rp again this one is kind of scary :(

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYAYAYAYYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

“Every girl is born a princess, some just forget is all”

i drink this and my entire nervous system shuts down immediately

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

Hey I’m having an aneurism

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

…drittney?

it’s drittney bitch

it’s drittney ditch

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

WHAT IS LUCAS DOING THERE???????

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”

Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers

WHAT

@lordfeederdinkle

Thas’ some bull shit right there

the guilds as yahoo answers questions