[Image descriptions in order: a tweet by @/Punished Havoc “Tony Sloth’s Pro Stoner” which says “That’s me in the corner
That’s me in a cock
Fight
Losing to a pigeon”.]
[A tweet by @/JNalv “joshh O)))” which says “I’m sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy”.]
[A tweet by @/fuckthem00n “fuck the moon” which says “fly me to the moon
let me kick it’s fucking ass
let me show it what i learned in my
moon jujitsu class”.]
[A tweet by @/YourDarlingSon “Fresh Oats™” which says “I’m so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”. They reply to their own tweet, saying “Sing this to the tune of “Old MacDonald”“.]
[A tweet by @/KestrelPi “Peter Silk 🏳️🌈” which says “To the tune of Eleanor Rigby:
Dog in a trenchcoat
Getting promoted at work but then sheds his disguise Canine surprise”.]
[A tweet by @/RagenEggert “Ragen🦄” which says “summer lovin, happened so fast
summer lovin, he scream at own ass”.
Attached is an image of a small possum sitting in grass, curled around so his head is facing his tail with his mouth open in what looks like a scream.]
[A tweet by @/BuckyIsotope “Dr. Bucky Isotope, Professional Pizza Critic” which says “Oh we’re halfway there
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bear”.]
[A message on an unknown platform by theproblematicblogger, which says “🎵Welcome to the jungle
We’ve got lots of trees
We’ve got everything you want
If that thing is trees🎵”]
[A tumblr post by hungwy which says “comfy bed. take me home. to the place. where i belong. pillow blanky. sleeping soundly. take me home. comfy bed”
excuseme-howdareyou reblogs with an image of a fluffy orange cat in a cowboy hat, tilting their head back with their mouth open like they’re screaming. The image of the cat is overlayed with an image of an overcast sky. Above the cat is a speech bubble to make it look like the above post is being said by the cat.]
[A tweet by @/Peter5tewart “Pete Stewart🏳️🌈” which says “me, who clearly doesn’t know the lyrics to Footloose:
Footloose
Pet goose
Picked a fight with a moose
Cheese
Stiff breeze
Watch out, there are ten bees”.]
[A tumblr post by contaiinedarmageddon2, showing a screenshot of a snapchat story. The screenshot is a photo of a neon sign for Hot Wheel City, with the “W” and “H” letters dark, so the sign says “hot eel city”. There is a caption below which says “Take me down to the hot eel city where the grass is water and the girls are wiggly”.]
[A tweet by @Lee_Coxxx “Lee Cox.” Which says “🎶Well you can tell by the way I Use my walk I’m a chicken-man Bawk bawk b-gawk🎶”.]
[A tumblr post which says “(ohhh here she comes)
watch out bugs she’ll chew you up
(ohhh here she comes)
she’s an anteater”
Below is a photo of a furry anteater with white stripes running parallel down its neck, walking through dry grass.]
[An image of J. Jonah Jameson from the 1994 Spiderman animated series sitting at his desk with a cigar between his teeth, raising his fist in frustration. The caption says “I’m too hot, hot damn, get me pictures of Spiderman”.]
[A tumblr thread, which says:
vodcar: country gnomes,
take my bones
cryptidfucky: to a place,
they don’t belong
annabellioncourt: see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
druggeddraccus: west virginia]
[Three images, arranged with two beside each other above a third. The first image shows a young child reaching out with one finger and booping a black snake on the nose. The second is an image of a black snake with a light underbelly being held by someone while two hands delicately touch its back, and the image is likely of a wildlife demonstration from a zoo of some kind. The third image is a tangle of dark snakes with light stripes running down their backs, likely garter snakes, with a photoshopped hand hovering above them. The first image caption says “reach”, the second says “out”, the third says “and touch snakes”.]
[A tumblr post by super-lazer-piss which says “You can lead a horse to water, you can leave a horse behind, because the horse don’t dance and if it don’t dance it’s no horse of mine”.]
[A tweet by @antifajedward “rat” which says “
When the moon hits
your knees and you
mispronounce trees;
sycamore”, (sick uh more ay).]
[An XKCD comic showing one bald stick person standing in front of a laptop, looking at their phone in their hand, saying “i took a picture of my computer screen-why is the photo covered in these weird rainbow patterns?”
Behind them, a stick person with shoulder length dark hair is reading a book on a chair, and they are saying “when a grid’s misaligned with another behind that’s a moirée…” Their text has musical notes around it.]
[A tumblr post by dajo42 which says:
i see trees of green
green trees there too
i see the trees
and they are green
and i think to myself
i am lost in these woods]
