Yo what ev

when your team is playing like shit and being scored on like crazy but you don’t want them to pull the goalie because…….. you’re the backup goalie

anyway, you know the other team is pulling some true fucking garbage when they have to stop monahan from jumping into a fight

sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just occasionally screws up and goes ????? uhhhh . cant move.  here’s a demon 

IM SCREAMING AT PARIS JACKSON USING A PHOTO OF HER OWN FATHER AS A REACTION IMAGE

LMAAAAAOOOOOO

thighs

Oh god😂

Sean Monahan on his friendship with Johnny Gaudreau: “We don’t get sick of each other. We give each other a hard time sometimes, but we’re good friends. It’s fun. When we come to the rink or if we’re away from the rink, we’re hanging out all the time. We’re good friends, and I think that carries over onto the ice. You want to help each other and help each other be better. We’re always pushing each other, and I think that relationship benefits the team. We give it to each other — if Johnny had an open net and hit the post, I’d be all over him for months and still talking about it. We have fun. We play cards on the plane and text almost every day. I’m trying to convince him to get a dog now too, so we can go to the dog park together.”

flames win, congratulation daps (and hug) ensue (10.24.17)

tag yourself: i’m johnny and seggy watching the chaos from a distance 

I like how everybody is paired off haha

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

oh okay….. well…… wow…. holy shit burky……