Have you ever (music edition)
1. Had a relationship with someone else in the band/orchestra/other ensamble
2. Had sex with someone else in the band/orchestra/other ensamble
3. Practiced for more than 3 hours in a row
4. Performed for money
5. Performed in the streets
6. Stole a senior’s chair as a freshman
7. Had your chair stolen from a freshman
8. Been the last person out of the band/orchestra/choir room
9. Played so out of tune, the tuner thought it was a different note
10. Not practice for your lesson, and perform well
11. Practiced for your lesson, and perform AWFUL
12. Judged someone based off of the instrument they play
13. Traveled out of state to perform
14. Traveled out of country to perform
15. Had a crush on someone because of the instrument they play
16. Cried over a piece of music that you were in/wrote
17. Won an award for a performance
18. Performed your composition infront of an audience
19. Tried to play someone else’s instrument and failed horribly
20. Thought about quitting in the past but kept with it
Woodwinds
1. Held a funeral for a reed
2. Not swabbed out for so long that the inside of your instrument got weird stuff in it
3. Squeaked in a concert (not counting elementary/middle school)
4. Cut your lip with your reed
5. Hit someone with your flute on accident (or on purpose, they are called the vibrato pipe of doom for a reason)
Brass
1. Poked someone with your slide
2. Hid things in yours or someone else’s tuba
3. Been told to play louder (i bet none of u)(well maybe horns, but who cares about them)
4. Purposely tried to blast in the woodwinds’ ears
5. Had swollen lips from practicing a lot
Orchestra
1. Had one of your strings snap
2. Had your instrument called a “tiny/big guitar”
3. Had to angerly explain the difference between the viola and the violin
4. Hit someone with your bow while practicing
5. Had to play cannon in D and literally crave the extinction of the human race
Percussion
1. Broke a drum while playing it
2. Purposely played louder to scare the section infront of you
3. Jammed out on the triangle
4. Had to use a cannon in a performance
5. had to play more than one instrument at the same time (drum sets don’t count)
Choir
1. Lost your voice in the middle of a performance
2. Been told to talk less to “save your voice”
3. Sang a duet with a crush
4. Sang opera
5. Tried to sing out of your range and sound like a siren of dying ducks
Send me which ones you have done, or ask me which ones you want to know
