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EAT • SHIT • DIE

@riflegarden / riflegarden.tumblr.com

an eating contest is just the beginning of a shitting contest
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gayspock

CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

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“RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!”

One of our awesome volunteers brought in this submarine as enrichment for the octos, and this little sea monster has had a fantastic time sinking the ship, causing chaos, and finding food while doing so! I love the simplicity of this little vessel as a form of enrichment, and the potential it holds for more complicated activities.

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cybergata

People who can do this amaze me.

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

I will never get over shit like this

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The Iranian Hostage Crisis was 40 years ago. Paw Patrol was not even thought of then. 90% of what is on this site is not nearly as funny as the posters think it is.

has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? you're smarter than everyone else

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