hello bitch lasagna

I love you guys.

Artists block is insane, then my dog bit my hand and it all came flooding back. Injury really does bring an artist back.

My friend came over this weekend and we bleach dyed some shirts for the eclipse! The cotton shirts definitely took the bleach better than the cotton-poly blend sweater and tank, but I really love how they all came out

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

my adblocker prevented the nyt from loading the paywall banner so all i got was this

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

I have been seeing posts about how a certain frame in the TF2 comics should make heavy and medic hug so-

at the funeral my 85 year old great-aunt asked to see a photo of my cat, and so I said “sure” and showed her this, and she just said “oh”, visibly struggled to follow that up with anything, and then walked away.

You think you're an ally or whatever and then you hear another language with a gender system refer to a noun in a different gender than you're used to and all of a sudden you're like "NO. CHAIRS ARE GIRLS"

It's all "radical queer acceptance" until someone says the moon is a boy and then it's just malding and screaming about how everyone knows the moon HAS to be a girl and the sun is OBVIOUSLY a boy yes this is now about "la luna" vs "der Mond" don't fucking touch me rn

The full comic is finally over!!! Thank you for following it ~

girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

Having the time of his life, clearly