☼ Sunshine Louis ☼

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

haunted

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

Bad paint?

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

Most curses are science we don’t understand

“most curses are science we don’t understand” woah ok there pal there’s no need to crash through half my reality and light it on fire like calm down

Happy 10th anniversary to Winter Soldier coming out!

he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg

Satanic manufacturing cannot appear in the realm of god

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

you: the worst post of 2016

me, an intellectual: modern art

Look everyone look

Happiest place on earth

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

i thought i was gonna watch someone die on camera twice

Let’s just bring this back

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 4.20: She's Baaaack!

if happiness were a person…

🌼FALL 2011🍁: Up All Night 🍂FALL 2012🌼: Take Me Home 🎃FALL 2013🍁: Midnight Memories 🍁FALL 2014🍂: Four 🎃FALL 2015🌼: Made In The A.M

🍁FALL 2016🍂: death, nothingness, void,

Hayden Christensen as Clay Beresford — Awake (2007) dir. Joby Harold