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why we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other. I think Sam and Frodo should kiss, perhaps even fuck.

Average "Sam is the Real Hero" enthusiast:

Average Frodo Appreciator:

Drew Gooden pinned comment compilation

read it, then read it again

I always had hopes of being a big star. But as you get older, you aim a little lower. Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you’ve made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you’ve left a mark. You don’t have to bend the whole world. I think it’s better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.

Paris is burning, 1991

hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

there is no need to mess up this quote when she literally has a quote about what a year and jack is like “it’s may” this is bullshit 

This is a short extract from a play called ‘Revolt. She said. Revolt again’ by Alice Birch. It is my new favourite thing.

“I WON CHOPPED” he says as the camera zooms in on the cutthroat kitchen logo

parades at disney: here’s a 40 foot tall mechanical dragon that actually breaths fire

parades at universal: y’all remember Hop(2011)?

Ight but you can openly drink and there are kiosks full of alcohol at Universal So Take ya pick

have fun dehydrating at the amusement park, you stupid shit

Disney has more accidents recorded than any other amusment park franchise ever :/

Meanwhile Universal has had only about 21 major incidents

Wow. The company that has had parks open for over 60 years on four different countries has had more recorded accidents than the company with three parks that have been open since the 90s.

amusement part discourse 

some older person: “if they don’t have my drink full every second of my dining experience it’ll greatly affect their tip”

me, while nursing a literal multiple stab wounds from the wait staff: “20% at least”

put in the tags the first thing that comes up when u type “i am,” “i’m not,” “i love,” “i hate,” and “i wish”

I found this somewhere and it just resonated with me

landlord: why is the stairwell filled with potato chips?

me: aesthetic 

noo nn ono no ono no no nO NO NO

Thomas Rentmeister

Earthapfelroom, 2007

Kartoffelchips, potato chips, ca. 70 x 500 x 250 cm

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey guess what

Incest is wrong

Hey guess what

Pedophilia is wrong

Hey guess what

Abuse is wrong

Stop romanticizing it