i’m proud of it

lips: soft face: soft hair: soft heart: soft

lips: chapped face: oily hair: greasy heart: clogged

get in bitch

hmmm. this name didn’t age well

Hunny

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

I just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf

what thef uck

House of Mouse is underrated

Mickey is a fucking convict

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

Lol?!?

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

A get-rich slow scheme

$10 in quarters for $9.80 with free shipping.

my face when i went to pizza pizza today and saw that you could get pesto or bbq sauce or garlic sauce on your pizza instead of marinara and asked the cashier which one she recommends and she said “i would never eat here”