Friend has the sad???!!??!!!!!

I’m coming friend I’ll save you from the sad!!

I am here now you’re going to be okay!!!

You are so beautiful and i love you!!!

I needed this.

wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

How the fuck can you be adorable and sexy at the same damn time?

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE FOUND

Let's test your sexuality!

http://vistriai.com/kinseyscaletest/

I got a four, what did you get?

I got a 6, lol.

I got a 6

I got… F? I failed the test?

I took it again just in case and it came out the same. 

I got a 6! Surprised? I did not think so.

I got 0 lmao

I got X

x

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

if you compliment me there’s a 100% chance i’ve already started liking you and thought about dating you

x

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

When nobody wants to RP and you kind of just sit there with your muse like