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lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit
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I don’t post on my tumblr enough, i want to get back into it. Big things have happened, i’m a parent of lovely puppy 💕 Please meet Strider!
he’s 5 months old and I love him with every fiber of my being
I’m literally a parent now, this is my child
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What’s up with the fairly recent trend of leap years all being bad fucking years like 2008? Shit. 2012? Fucking shit. 2016? Absolute fucking shit. I’m just gonna predict 2020 is gonna be the Most Absolute Stinky Piece of Shit year to date
Date of Origin: July 3, 2018
Hey!! It’s been ages since I’ve been here but if any of ya’ll use twitch I’d like to let you know that I stream with my partner there now every Wednesday and Sunday! (With a few days in between if I can!)
Twitch.tv/theloverbois please check us out!
i finally remembered my password
To anyone that knew me back from the Fnaf days, Hi! Hello! I’ve missed you!
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
exigetspersonal
I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.
piratebay-premium
The origins of the mission status: sick image
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cowboy hats are a magical girl item when you put one on you transform into a. cowboy
generalgrievousdatingsim
“this town… ain’t big enough for the both of us” i wheeze, coughing blood and struggling to stand, before suddenly whipping out my stetson and setting it on my head with a jaunty “yeehaw!” as a flash of blinding light engulfs me and an 80s anime remix of ‘country roads’ plays
generalgrievousdatingsim
yeah you get it
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You don’t stand a chance
Source: youtube.com
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technology is too advanced and it scares me
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philhollywood
I always wondered about this room. Where is it?
Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
cathugging
behind the garage
And that’s the end of that mystery
dietmountainmadewka
why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents
rainy-days-will-never-end
Homer is a nuclear engineer
This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…
Hey everyone, and by everyone, i mean like 3 people now :)
I haven't’ used tumblr in a while, whats happened?
also i’m fucking old now lmao
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my bio prof: which parasite caused the potato famine?
the tiny desperate tired voice in my head: don’t say the english, it’s correct, but don’t say it
This is a common misconception! As the English usually kill their host, we’re actually parasitoids not true parasites!
liturgicelly
now this is a correction i’ll stand for
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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy
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i’m not crying you’re crying
thegrandelusa
They’re…. They’re scene