Avatar

Beef's Stew

@sideorderofbeef / sideorderofbeef.tumblr.com

Third year vet student at Bristol University She/Her
Posts
Avatar
reblogged
officiallightningmcqueen
Avatar
jame7t

the real world is hell for bugs

we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them

we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell

Avatar
reblogged
teenytigress
Avatar
ultrafacts
Avatar
legovasavouchi

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

i love this man

Avatar
reblogged
artemispanthar
Avatar
franzanth
Anonymous asked:

What is the most plausible method of copulation for stegosaurus and other thyreophoran dinosaurs?

franzanth answered:

copulation, you say? how asinine!

everyone knows stegosaurs reproduced vegetatively.

Step 1. cut a leaf as needed

Step 2. put the cutting on a flowerpot. then water it. i guess

Step 3. enjoy your new crop of baby steglings

Avatar
Avatar
reblogged

This is my aunt’s cat, Sydney. She loves to eat and be pet. She is super nice and sweet. If someone tries to pet her where she doesn’t want to be pet, she’ll kindly grab your hand with both paws and put it in her mouth without biting to warn you to stop. She meows back at you if you talk to her and licks you when you pet her.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.