‘Tis the season

ITS NOT A COMPLIMENT, CHARLES

GET INSPIRED, NOT JEALOUS

WHAT TF IS THIS

Website: please turn off adblock, we’re dying

Me: Well, this is a good article, sure-

My Computer, in a split second:

Here’s a reference sheet for which animals give out what materials. 

THIS guy has 2 bird villagers at his camp and tHEIR ONLY OPTION for sitting is in this cage where the stare directly at another tiny version of themselves iN A BIRD CAGE REMINDING THEM OF THEIR SITUATION

did Chris Pratt take a “what Chris are you” quiz at 9:35 pm

She’s ready to party. (via doIIpxrts)

how do people get yelled at without crying i dont understand

I have a friend who is fluent in French, Spanish, and English, but she didn’t want to learn a new language during high school so she took French and pretended she didn’t know it. Long story short, her first year didn’t count because the principal found out so he made her take Spanish and when I walked her to Spanish on the first day, she walked in and said, “Hoe-La uh-me-goats!” And personally I believe she might pull this off

Update: after two weeks of pulling it off, the teacher asked her to read something in Spanish and she forgot that she was supposed to sound inexperienced, so she read the whole thing in perfect Spanish. Her counselor is now considering transferring her to German

Legend

ONE IN A MILLION FLIPS

Oh my God XD

So real

the other 999k:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

There are two types of DM.

“You can’t do that.”

“*Sigh* Roll for it.”

dont forget the dms i slide into to get bitches while you geeks are playin nerd shit

sage i played dungeons and dragons with you

Don't forget the DM that is just done with everyone cause that one fighter keeps getting crits