Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

So, basically, this is not my cat. 

But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

this is how my voice sounds in my head

I think about this everyday

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

remember that time yoda mounted luke

don’t

don’t say it like that

mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom

I love her sm tbh.

She did that!!!!!!!

if she wasn’t an icon already…

“Because I hate the motherfucker, how’s that?”

Well, since you asked, I say that is pure gold.

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

The baby yell

She’s such a patient mom

That’s one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen.

A GOOD MOM

Ok but … seriously this is the new rule for 2018 and beyond.

So..

Bryce is an ugly self centered fuckface. That is all. 🤗

-Lady Owl 🦉

Sounds like you got a lot of time on your hands lol

New PETA ad looks like two guys had a threesome with a chicken and she completely blew their minds.

“we must never speak of this”

I legitimately have no idea what this ad was otherwise trying to convey

like seriously I know that they’re utterly stupid in every way but what even the hell

“WE CAN’T FUCK, IT’S BACK”

“Just

just ask her to leave”

“SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME OH GOD SHE’S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME”

“I’m scared”

“Your scared?

I’M TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW”

“Just lay still

Maybe if it thinks we’re asleep it will leave”

It wouldn’t be a problem if that chicken was cooked.

Just saying.

One of the guys adopted a chicken and it’s gotten attached to him. it follows him everywhere which wasn’t a problem until they left the bedroom door open. They’re i nthe middle of foreplay when there’s a clucking sound and they look down to find the chicken at the end of the bed watching them.

“What if it pecks at my pecker?”

You could say they’ve been… cock blocked.

OH my gOd

I like how Vanoss, Delirious, Wildcat and the others all swear at each other and talk shit...

…and then there’s Bryce.

i love everything about this

Hey just a PSA announcement, Daylight Savings Time was invented by the nazis (link) (link) (link) and should really be abolished :/:/:/

Public service announcement announcement...?