King Sabby

halloween nowi

sad jojo

yeeeeaaaaAAAHHHH

Modding was a mistake

Modding was a mistake

back to school shopping for a backpack

don’t forget your pencils!!

and your lunch

and your asswhoopen nerd 

from my moms old photos. glad to know people have been making the same jokes for decades

are you a can’t do math gay or a can’t read gay?

a follow up: are you a can’t hear gay or a can’t see gay?

BODE

me: have you ever heard the sound of someone breaking down uncontrollably

friend: no

me: 

Since I’m not sure I’ll be able to color it soon… Have this sketch of Lyon.

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

in case you were wondering this is him

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

Quality rooster

when you walk into a crime scene in an ace attorney game and the person in charge of the investigation starts talking to you