Hey, it's Mikey!

Hrm, about what I just said...

I feel like someone should listen to this...

Someone named...Nick...

HEY!!!

HEY YOU STOP SCROLLING AND SEE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*wink wonk*

'das all.

I was going to make a post today but uh...

something important came up and uh...

I...kinda need to deal with it right now and...

and I just have to do this right away.

See you next week.

Remember that dino princess I boned?

Had some kids with her too.

What up, who's your daddy?

Well...me apparently.

F**K YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember that time I f@#?ed a hot dinosaur princess in the ocean?

I was supposed to make a post yesterday, but we went on a training run instead.

So...

You still think I'm the little brother who needs protecting?

Yup, me and Raph are the baddest of bros. By the time we show up, the Foot Clan is already running home to their mommies, we don't even need to kick there butts (but we do anyway). Orange and Red, that's the color of fire baby! You can't quench the flames of this blazin' badass brotherhood dude! We're unstoppable!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give a little love...

get a little love back.

Happy Valentine's Day

 -From: Mikey

"COWABUNGA!!!"

"BOOYAKASHA!!!"

"NYUCK NYUCK"

"GO GREEN MACHINE!"

"LET'S TURTLIZE 'EM!"

"TURTLES FIGHT WITH HONOR!"

"IT'S NINJA TIME!"

I think that's all of 'em...

Damn it, how can anyone take me seriously if I don't remember all the catchphrases?