women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu

I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service

everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

secret hug techniques to be used only in dire emergencies

Taylor Swift getting ready to go down the block

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HOW?

this is sending me

fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities

this Conversation pit is ruining my life

yaoi break

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[Last image is a tag that reads, “never thought I'd see a plant with unhealthy coping mechanisms”

The previous images are photos of the plant.]