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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good
he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade
a little obsessed with the story of how giacomo casanova was sharing a gondola with this random guy who suddenly started having a seizure, and casanova had some medical training so he stabilized the guy until the guy’s physician could be called. and then the physician bled the guy and put mercury ointment on him, which caused everything to get worse to the point that a priest was called to administer the guy’s last rites, but then casanova stepped in and washed off the mercury ointment despite the doctor yelling at him not to. and the guy recovered and turned out to be super rich and powerful and in gratitude bankrolled casanova’s debauchery for years until casanova got himself sentenced to five years in jail for blasphemy. also at one point he got shot through the hand in a duel and doctors wanted to amputate it but he said no it’ll be fine and it Was
so what i’m saying is a medical procedural show where the main character is giacomo casanova and he doesn’t want to be solving these medical mysteries but goddamn if he isn’t the only fucker in this room who knows how to not kill the patient. so i guess my date with this prussian chick will just have to wait
this pitch would have absolutely killed at the bbc between 1991 and 2005 btw
Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues
One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him
Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take
Minding your own business and some fucking scarab just rolls a big ball of shit over you
How do you go on with life after that?
Metaphor for healthcare
yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they
I mean, I feel safe from them but I’m suddenly EXTREMELY worried about what shenanigans I’ve stumbled into
“These men mean me no harm”
“So you feel safe now?”
“Oh, absolutely not”
why is this so accurate? 💀 🐪 🏜
me, who has been studying orientalism and western stereotypical depictions of the east for the past 4 years, begins to have hope that people are finally starting to understand the actual depth of the ingrained false ideologies presented by western societies and media that tries to objectify and undervalue any non-western culture
Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic
Also can we talk about that punk ass dude punching 3 weight classes above his own with his wife and still cheating? Like, bruh.
Ernie Bushmiller kind of predicted the Internet in this early 1950's Fritzi Ritz comic
Is there a word for that like, “bright darkness” you get in winter?? When it’s been snowing or it’s supposed to snow past sunset and the sky isn’t Dark Enough. One of my favorite things
Thanks to @raindropwindow and a handful of articles, it’s called snow albedo, skyglow, snowglow, or just light scattering! It’s the result of moon- or artificial light reflecting off ground snow, low clouds, or ice crystals.
that nsfw snow…
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."
A lecturer at Middlesex University in 2014, Chris Sadler, coined the term "Rogetism" for these. Perhaps the best:
I'm trying to hide my plagiarism but the clapping of my sinister buttocks keeps alerting the lecturer
fucking obsessed with the uni town i live in
A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma
