[Muffled sounds of robutts in the distance]

my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

@gallusrostromegalus

This Big Boy is a Brahma, the largest breed of chicken.  They’re also one of the gentlest and tamest chickens out there, a bit like the Great Danes of poultry.  He lives in Kosovo with his (very proud) owner Fitim Sejfija, and two hens, where he is a good and gentle man and very loved.

Brhamas typically don’t get quite this big (He’s 16.5 lbs and almost 3 feet tall. most are closer to 14 lbs and 2′6″) but they’re really nice and cuddly birds.  

I’m sorry but scientifically, that is categorized as a friendly fluff dinosaur.

@akariisabirb

i’LL TAKE 20

i’ve got so many questions

agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live me: cool agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh… me: what agent: …. me: what do they do there

ThinkGeek, I appreciate and enjoy how you know exactly who your target market is.

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

I will never not reblog these smol toe beans.

noodle got to try some krill for the first time! These krill are… much smaller than she expected. She’s pretty used to eating things that are larger. She kept chasing the food stick like: “where’s the rest of it :U ?”

Also i totally forgot to edit out the sound on this video so i guess you all get to hear me scream “it’s done honey, it’S DONE IT’S DONE” + background friends’ reaction and laughter

The audio made it 100% better

@backgroundflametrooper

ITS DONE HONEY

just heard my roommate yell ‘you USED me!!!’ from the living room n im sitting here like ??? 2 seconds later my rat comes running into my room holding a french fry in his lil baby mouth

today some guy very confidently ordered a “Busted Nut Parfait” on drive thru without hesitation and i had to ask if he meant a peanut buster parfait without crying

update: today someone asked for a peanut buster parfait with “light syrup and heavy nut” and i laughed from the ice cream machine and he heard me