yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

No shade, but gold diggers actually go after…gold

Buying dinner and drinks for someone doesn’t make them a gold digger or only after your money 😂😂 I pay for people’s dinner all the time and pay to take them out

Just because you bought a 2 for $20 meal deal for someone and gave them money for a taxi, doesn’t make them a golddigger.

Y'all act like basic courtesy and merely treating someone takes a massive toll on you. Like there aren’t real golddiggers being gifted with houses and expensive jewellery.

but dinner makes y'all feel entitled

THERE YOU FUCKING GO!!!! AMEN

^^^^!!!

All due disrespect young most these women don’t have the socioeconomic standing to even gain access to a nigga that can freely give out houses and expensive jewelry. Broke women finesse broke niggas because that’s who they have access to. Water seeks its own level.

“Broke women finesse broke niggas because that’s who they have access to. Water seeks its own level.“

Welp

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

do rude people know they’re rude

Nah they think they’re “real”

What kind of pokemon is this?

me screaming for attention and affection

old bops

1. ride wit me - nelly 2. yeah! - usher 3. in da club - 50 cent 4. buy u a drank - t-pain 5. i wanna love you - akon 6. let me love you - mario 7. my boo - usher 8. temperature - sean paul 9. i’m n luv wit a stripper - t-pain 10. suga suga - baby bash 11. ms. jackson -outkast 12. what’s luv? - fat joe and ashanti 13. one, two step - ciara and missy elliot 14. goodies - ciara 15. miss. independent - ne-yo 16. get ur freak on - missy elliott 17. work it - missy elliot 18. gossip folks - missy elliot 19. love don’t cost a thing - jennifer lopez 20. this is how we do it - montell jordan 21. promiscuous - nelly furtado 22. say my name - destiny’s child 23. survivor - destiny’s child 24. sk8er boi - avril lavigne 25. tie me down - new boyz 26. lonely - akon 27. changes - 2pac 28. i’ll be missing you - diddy and faith evans 29. i miss you - blink 182 30. me & u - cassie 31. butterfly - crazy town 32. it wasn’t me - shaggy 33. leavin - jesse mccartney 34. shake it - metro station 35. fall for you - secondhand serenade 36. mr. brightside - the killers 37. thnks fr th mmrs - fall out boy 38. shut up and drive - rihanna 39. halo - beyoncé 40. i write sins, not tragedies - panic! at the disco 41. you da one - rihanna 42. countdown - beyoncé 43. beautiful soul - jesse mccartney 44. no air - jordin sparks 45. i want it that way - backstreet boys 46. snow (hey oh) - red hot chili peppers 47. it was a good day - ice cube 48. killing me softly with his song - fugees 49. miami - will smith 50. complicated - avril lavigne 51. juicy - biggie 52. whenever, wherever - shakira 53. rich girl - gwen stefani 54. as long as you love me - backstreet boys 55. stacy’s mom - fountains of wayne 56. ghetto gospel - 2pac 57. so yesterday - hillary duff 58. somebody told me - the killers 59. when you were young - the killers 60. getting jiggy wit it - will smith 61. gangsta’s paradise - coolio 62. wonderwall - oasis 63. i get around - 2pac 64. p.y.t - michael jackson 65. too little too late - jojo 66. come clean - hillary duff

https://open.spotify.com/user/kattekerma/playlist/4hQpeduEGyh7MUF8uc7rs2

Found my summer playlist

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

Didnt work

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

It was worse

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

heelies were not intended for everyday use,,,

lies

ha op…. good luck getting places…. how else are you gonna move?

no… y’all don’t Understand. I have worn nothing but heelies every day for the past 3 or 4 years of my life. I go through about one pair of heelies every year because I friggin’ brake on them so much that the soles wear out and the shoes self-destruct. I have my blood and soul for these hipster lax skater shoes and I can’t stop because I’m committed at this point.

this is what my left shoe looks like. This is just used for walking and back up rolling since I’m dominant with my right foot.

THIS fucker is my leading shoe and the one I use to brake. this hunk a junk has like 45 degrees of Pure Heelie Brake Burn. it goes into the shoe itself at this point.

I am hardened every day through my battles of sick slides and rides. I am a war criminal of rolling shoes. I have been the reason some local places put back their “WE BAN HEELIES” signs. I wish these things could support my life style.

I miss my wife

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

social cue misinterpretation level:

Smoking cigarettes can cause plaque buildup in your arteries, which can lead to heart attack or stroke. 

Presented without human commentary.

She has returned.

how do u actually save bees?

+Don’t eat honey✌🏻

NO.

That will not help save the bees at all. They need the excess honey removed from their hives. That’s the beekeepers entire livelihood.

Seriously refusing to eat honey is one of those well-meaning but ultimately terrible ideas. The bees make way too much honey and need it out in order to thrive (not being funny but that was literally a side effect in Bee Movie). Plus that’s the only way for the beekeepers to make the money they need to keep the bees healthy. Do not stop eating honey because somebody on Tumblr told you too.

excess honey, if not removed, can ferment and poison the bees. even if it doesn’t, it attracts animals and other insects which can hurt the bees or even damage the hive. why vegans think letting bees stew in their own drippings is ‘cruelty-free’ is beyond me. >:[

the fact that we find honey yummy and nutritious is part of why we keep bees, true, but the truth is we mostly keep them to pollinate our crops. the vegetable crops you seem to imagine would still magically sustain us if we stopped cultivating bees.

and when you get right down to it… domestic bees aren’t confined in any way. if they wanted to fly away, they could, and would. they come back to the wood frame hives humans build because those are nice places to nest.

so pretending domestic bees have it worse than wild bees is just the most childish kind of anthropomorphizing.

If anything, man-made hives are MORE suitable for bees to live in because we have mathematically determined their optimal living space and conditions, and can control them better in our hives. We also can treat them for diseases and pests much easier than we could if they were living in, say, a tree.

Tl;dr for all of this: eating honey saves the bees from themselves, and keeping them in man-made hives is good for them.

Plus, buying honey supports bee owners, which helps them maintain the hives, and if they get more money they can buy more hives, which means more bees!

Honey good. Pesticides bad. Pesticides are largely responsible for the mass die offs of bees. Many major farming companies continue to use massively damaging pesticides fully aware of the damage they cause local wildlife. These companies will go so far as to buy out or have other farms in their area shut down so as to prevent cross pollination from strengthening their “competitions” crop.

Capitalism is killing the bees & this cannot be overlooked or have it’s importance underestimated.

Bees are life. Save the damn bees!

me waiting for the fall of capitalism while working

if you were a “gifted kid” in elementary theres an 100% chance youre gay and depressed now

Everyone who reblogged this post is welcome to my “gifted kids anonymous” group on discord

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)