Ne forget pas les quatres food groupes mes amis!

@maburito

La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.

i don’t even fucking speak french but I fucking know what that last comment says

uhh….

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo what in the fuck

Judging by the “oh boy” this ain’t the first wild text she’s sent him

What a favor, indeed

Excuse me?!

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

i just need some peas and quiet sometimes

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

as the french say, merci goku

this is, without a doubt, the funniest headline and photo combo i’ve ever seen

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to