smiley stuff

tv in this kebab shop has a static image of john wick with the word namaste overlayed on it

That's actually just a live feed of Keanu Reeves

dead boy detectives. fun show.

A storm rolls over Late Cretaceous Hateg island, nourishing the land and drenching the local wildlife. Featuring: Tethyshadros, Hatzegopteryx, Paludititan, Balaur bondoc, an Enantiornithine, Sabresuchus, and many other critters.

~*~*~Happy Mother's Day~*~*~

Good detectives do what they need to in order to solve a case. 💀🔎✨

that horse drawing meme but its falin

I’ll cry if I think about them for too long but you’re Charles Rowland you’re a biracial punk and you’ve been getting the shit kicked out of you by your father your entire life but you see a Pakistani kid getting beat for being Pakistani and you can’t help it, you’re afraid but you stop it. You’re half Indian why are you any different? The racist little white boys agree. They beat you too. You make it away. You’re cold, so cold and something’s very wrong with you, and then you see a light. But you’re not dead. It’s another boy your age and he tells you he’s dead. He died in this same shitty boarding school and he reads you a bedtime story as you fall asleep. You’re dead now and he’s still here. He knew you were dying and he didn’t want you to be scared. He crawled out of Hell and the first thing he did was comfort you as you lay dying.

Why wouldn’t you run from death with him? Why wouldn’t you spend your eternity with him? Why wouldn’t you love him?

TURN ON THE SOUND. YOU CAN'T MISS THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

Holy shit. The Israeli whistleblower story CNN just broke is insane. I cannot believe what I’m reading

Rare firsthand accounts by Israeli whistleblowers cast light on the horrific conditions in the Sde Teiman torture camp in Naqab Desert. Palestinians are stripped down, blindfolded, forced in diapers, and forbidden from speaking. They are subjected to beatings and mental degradation regularly. So much depravity that has gone unseen. Doctors performing procedures outside of their expertise, amputations due to zip-typing of abductees’ wrists, having large dogs unleashed on them at night. Being fed food through straws. I can’t believe it. I am truly in shock. And this is just one whistleblower accounting of this. Who knows what else is happening beyond our knowledge

My heart is breaking into a million pieces

Worth mentioning that multiple Palestinians have recounted these stories before, as direct victims detailing their experiences. What's unique about these accounts from CNN Israeli whistle-blower is that they're from an Israeli, therefore people are more likely to take this seriously.

followers who would be your pokemon partner… I don’t mean the pokemon you’d WANT to have I mean the pokemon you’d HAVE. I want to hear the same kind of activity level + safety + enrichment considerations you’d use if you were considering getting a particular breed of dog for example

I would personally be an office worker and have a fomantis that I had to order from a specialized breeder overseas… I paid so much for the egg shipping + live hatch insurance. she is such a picky little beast and I spent my entire paycheck for 6 months to build her a tropical hothouse for the required levels of humidity and temperature. I am on 13 different exotic plant pokemon forums where we talk about our fertilizer mixes and what we’ve been doing to maintain the coloration of our pokemon’s leaves. I am the pokemon equivalent of a serious aquarium hobbyist

‘I would have a charizard’ ‘I would have a lycanroc’ not all of us can be professional trainers or pokemon rehabilitators and that’s OKAY. most of us can just be a guy with a magnemite you rented from the office to help you keep track of all your paperclips and keys. a guy with a yanma to help with ubereats deliveries

whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

mirror traps by hera lindsay bird

Im so sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing

So as it turns out James Somerton did in fact fake his suicide note, and did a bunch of other stuff in the meantime

oh my GOD

just to recap: james somerton

screenshots under the cut

this is what i was talking about btw

james somerton truly fascinates me. like the absolute gall of hornyposting on an alt while half the internet thinks you killed yourself is already startling but posting your whole ass, dick and balls to your PUBLIC undercover twitter account which has the SAME EXACT @ as your PUBLIC undercover tiktok account which HAS YOUR FACE ON IT.... like. you cant fucking tell me he genuinely didnt expect people to find that.

then again he also genuinely didnt expect people to find his brazen plagiarism so. what do i know. maybe he is genuinely that dumb.