I could be having sex with Shez Fire Emblem right now
Having the yuri fans wish death upon you for writing M/F and M/M is like…yeah that’ll definitely make me want to write F/F
The tags and summary and beginning notes:
Like this is self-inflicted, and I’m genuinely baffled at how this guy expects “traditional copulation” from a fic labeled “eggpreg,” “femdom,” and a number of other things from a summary where it’s the man who talks about bearing kids and a beginning note talking about F!Byleth’s huge cock.
Not to mention the incredibly transphobic last paragraph.
I don’t like…feel pity for Zionists or Israel at this point tbh
Every time we get into a discussion about anti-censorship it somehow always wraps around to “oh so I can’t be racist/ableist/bigoted now?”
Like you can think the Pooh meme is Fine (no one can control your thoughts) but assuming other people are “snowflakes” because they’ve experienced harassment for their own features is like…classic reddit.
#it’s the fanfiction sub again and it’s incredible how often bigotry leaks out#this isn’t even about writings in fanfic#or tagging#its about crap like people getting mad that there’s ‘too many trans fics for women to project onto’#or someone explaining why a meme format may upset some people and someone else insisting that#its censorship
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Okay so in my Computer Applications class we learned about conditional formatting in Excel, where you can change the color of a cell by inputting certain values.
We're supposed to use it to model heat gradients in metals, but I found a better application:
FROG ART
Very worthwhile application of this setting.
It's actually super easy to do! I had some people ask how to make patterns like this and i'm happy to share :)
I usually start out by typing a range of numbers and selecting them, then click the conditional formatting button and go to color scales (as shown in the picture).
They have a bunch of premade ones, or you can choose specific colors, and you can increase or decrease your range of numbers to get different colors within each scale.
From there just resize your cells, type out your numbers, and you can make all the frogs your heart desires! (Or other patterns)
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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three
How dare you call them a fool. They're eating nymph pussy forever.
just a reminder that BetterHelp is selling your fucking data and that they themselves have said at industry meetings that they're a data-driven company more than a people-driven company
It feels like for a while in there that people were dropping them as a sponsor but now that the controversy has slightly dimmed there are so many ads for them again; do not give them your information, do not give them your money
I know insurance is a pain in the ass and mental health treatments cost too much out of pocket for most people. So do they, that's why they're making this little bait and switch operation. Helping people is, at best, a side product of their data harvesting, and at worst just a trick to lure people in.
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i think it's good to remember that shipping aside the only real canon romantic relationship that is even slightly relevant to the Happenstances surrounding the plot of dunmeshi is chilchuck's failing marriage
??? they shared mana in the bathtub dude i dont know what else i need to say
oh yeah you can 100% read farcille as romantic, it's a valid interpretation, but there's a reason i specifically said relationship and not attraction because if having attraction is the same as being confirmed canon then shuro would actually get married and namari would have a harem
Can I be controversial for one sec
I do enjoy when fictional gay people are tormented by their sexualities and have internalized homophobia and are violent about it both with themselves + with others. I do love to see a bisexual self destructing because they don't accept their feelings. It's cathartic to ME.
yes senshi is built like a bear and gets all the pantyshots and can cook like a god but also that man is the most asexual character in the whole fuckign series. he has absolutely nothing going on in that department. dude has miso soup where his sexuality would be
The tumblr experience is having politics that make the most left leaning progressive you know irl blush and then logging on here and getting called a bootlicker fascist because you said that you dont think we should make the reign of terror happen again
Me irl: the problem isnt taxes, youre thinking too small. The problem is that the federal government isnt taxing the right people the right amount. Theyre taking all our extra cash in our measly little wealth bracket and letting the billionaires hang on to more money than they can ever spend in a lifetime. The only way anybody gets a single billion is either through exploitation or inheriting it from someone else who did the exploitation, nobody who has that kind of money earned it legitimately. Not only do we need to strip that back into social safety nets for those of us theyre bleeding dry instead, but they need to establish hard laws and regulations to prevent that kind of exploitation from happening in the first place!
My coworkers: man, youre a real red-card commie, aren't you? You gonna start telling us to vote NDP and that healtcare isnt a scam too? Jesus christ go give someone else your goddamn revolution pamphlets, lenin.
Me on tumblr: while i appreciate the animosity towards billionaires, i dont think literally dragging a guillotine into the streets and beheading people as a public spectacle is going to actually solve the problems inherent in the system considering the french already tried that and it didnt work out well for them. Also i dont think anybody has the right to decide who lives and who dies, im pretty anti death penalt-
Tumblr users: how does that boot taste, fascist?
A phenomenon I’ve seen in fandom with a large central ship is that people will have their shipping goggles activated at such an intensity, they doggedly erase character traits that don’t contribute to pushing forward romance. The two individuals in the relationship are rendered utterly one-dimensional through the loss of any individual aspects of their story or personality that could be interpreted as an obstacle to shipping.
This makes fanon interpretations of the characters boring and uninteresting to read about because they have no character traits other than being in love with their romantic interest. I like shipping as much as the next guy, but I hate fandom-at-large’s tendency to only engage with a story through shipping, and especially to the extent that the characters are barely individuals, and do not exist outside of the central romantic relationship
