* His mother is a physics teacher, he says to his mother: without touching the ball, throw it in another cup and get 50 dollars, look what his mother does! 😳😂*

SAME

The smile this out on my face...

the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night

im not reblogging this shit man.

you literally just did dumbass

I think this same bloke has been doing this act in Covent Garden for 25 years. He used to have a little mohawk

Look at my dog boy

Why

there are just some names that i cant see an adult having like if you name your kid dustin or cody its because you think theyre gonna die at 14 or something

"i'm actively exploring a reality where JFK shot back."

my friend unprompted in a discord call after going silent for multiple minutes

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

why were you on wanting to fuck me island? 🤨📸

That took a turn.

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

you cant get this anywhere else

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE