Animal snaps

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball

Literally nyoom

green day: i walk these empty streets on the boulevard of broken dreams when the city sleeps and i’m the only one and i walk alone

eight year old me:

21 year old me: 

me when i see a hilariously bad video that i want to send to my friend instantly, knowing that its bad enough to make them want to hire a deep web hitman to kill me

A dream

spirited away au where everything’s the same expect no face’s mask looks like this

now that’s what i’m talking about

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

ask: horse

tumblr user: this is so ominous what does this mean tthis is so threatening by far the most threatening anonymous message ive ever gotten im literally shaking

YOU’rE A SQUID

your

…..man

I don’t even know anymore man

Hey future historians, please note that although tumblr is a fountain of hyberbolic sarcasm, there is exactly 0% sarcasm or hyperbole in this post.